Watermelon Quotes
• I love summer so berry much.
• I think this pic is pretty grape.
• Water(melon) you doing this summer?
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
• My only lime is loving summer too damn much.
• Peelin’ pretty great about this summer so far.
• Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.
• I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.
• There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.
• Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
• If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.
• Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
Cool Watermelon Quotes
• Feelin’ peachy keen.
• This tan has my melon-in poppin’.
• You can never be melon-choly in the summertime.
• Man-go to the beach and tell me it’s not pear-fect.
• Summer is the pear-fect time of year, let’s be honest.
• I will say, from here, the ocean looks pretty a-peel-ing.
• You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
• I’m taking a step in the ripe direction, because I’m walking toward the beach.
• What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
• All I want is a ravishing watermelon; titillating my tongue beyond the point of no control-Nikhil Parekh
Funny Quotes For Watermelon
• Honey dew or dew not.
• Lime already falling in love with this summer.
• What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
• I won’t take a second of this summer for pomegranate.
• I’m letting this incredible view take the lime-light.
• When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.
• I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
• Watermelon – it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
Unique Watermelon Quotes
• I’m bananas for the summertime.
• S-melon like salty hair and ocean air.
• This weather is absolutely sub-lime.
• A trip to the beach is the ki(wi) to my heart.
• Ready to eat all the watermelon this summer.
• Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.
• Not in a melon years will I stop going to the peach.
• Reality had run and got Sanity.-Marian Keyes, Watermelon
• Don’t let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.
• Water-ever, I don’t care if you think I love summer too much.
• Those unattractive sounds you make when eating watermelon.
• Watermelon it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
• It’s a wonderful fantasy, but it’s not real. It’s just watermelon magic.
• I am not a watermelon to take me for granted after testing just a bit of my life.
• I don’t care what anyone else says — summer is the grape-est season of the year.
Juicy Watermelon Puns For Instagram
• You’re one in a melon.
• It’s not a melon-y to love summer as much as I do.
• Orange you glad I’m making another citrus pun?
• Like I always say, there’s a time and a place for spontaneity.
• Freelance’ means I can take watermelon breaks and no one can yell at me.
• You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
• If you want to give yourself a fair chance to succeed, never expect too much too soon
Watermelon Captions For Instagram
• It takes two to mango.
• Isn’t It Refreshing?
• It’s Watermelon Time!
• Fresh Watermelon Vibes.
• Watermelon Sugar Ahhhh!
• Did Someone Say Watermelon?
• Everyday Is A Watermelon Day.
• Have A Couple Slices Of Summer.
• Taste The Watermelon Goodness.
• Watermelons are smile of summer.
• Stay Hydrated, Have A Watermelon.
• So Refreshing You Have Got To Try It!
• The Fruit That Reminds You Of Summer.
• Juicy And Full Of Delight Watermelon.
• To Keep You Cool On A Warm And Sunny Day.
• Have A Sweet And Hydrating Watermelon.
• Watermelon Is A Summertime Must-Have.
• How About A Watermelon To Beat The Heat?
• It Ain’t Summer Without The Watermelon.
• You live as much in me as water in watermelon.
• Have A Mouth Watering-ly Refreshing Watermelon.
• All I want are summer peaches and cotton candy skies.
• Mouth-Watering And Thirst-Quenching Watermelon.
• Honey, dew you know when we’re going back to the beach?
• No one can resurrect love once it has breathed its last.
• worrying about the unimportant and ignoring the vital.
Cool Captions For Selfie With Watermelon
• I’m just really passion(fruit) about summer, OK?!
• Every part of watermelon is edible, even the seeds and rinds.
• Love watermelon with the seeds..it’s fun to spit them at people!
• In China and Japan watermelon is a popular gift to bring to a host.
• A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.
• No one can resurrect love once it has breathed its last.-Marian Keyes, Watermelon
• worrying about the unimportant and ignoring the vital.-Marian Keyes, Watermelon
Catchy Watermelon Phrases
• Ex-seed-ingly Good Fruit!
• Smelon Great!
• I’m One In A Melon.
• No More MELON-choly!
• This Is One In A Melon!
• It’s Watermelon SZN!
• Watermelon Sugar High!
• The Watermelon Weather.
• Eat The Melon-choly Away.
• Be As Cool As A Watermelon.
• This Fruit Is S-melon Nice!
• Where Y’all Waterfelons At?
• Watermelon Is One In A Melon.
• Betcha Can’t Eat Just One Slice.
• Nom nom nom! I love watermelons!
• Where Y’all Watermelon Lovers At?
• Perfect Fruit For The Hot Weather!
• Beat The Heat And Eat A Watermelon!
• It’s All About Watermelon This Summer.
• Sunday Chill Eating My Favorite Fruit.
• You Can Never Have Too Much Watermelon.
• I Can’t Get My Mind Off This Watermelon.
• We Are Having Watermelon For Treat Time.
• A Perfect Refreshing Fruit For This Summer.
• Summers Are Incomplete Without Watermelon.
• Summertime Means Watermelon Juice On My Counter.
• Who’s Ready For Some Watermelon On A Warm Sunny Day?
• The Refreshing Fruit That Tastes Like A Melon Bucks.
• Watermelon Is The Most Fun Way To Cool Off In The Heat!
• My Vibe Right Now Is Just Living Life With Watermelon.
• Eating Watermelon In The Sunshine Is A Sure Way To Get Me To Smile.
• Having A Watermelon Summer Rest After A Long Weekend Of Hard Work!
• What Is Your Favorite Summer Fruit? Mine’s Definitely Watermelon.
• What’s Your Fave Summer Fruit? Baby, I Love A Good Juicy Watermelon!
